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Clove & Pine

Make yourself smell as good as the forest with this mixture of two of nature’s finest—wild pine and spicy clove.

Oak Moss & Sage

This strong and pleasant combination of scents is sure to rid you of bad smells, maybe even a few bad vibes.

Pear & Vanilla

The marriage of these two sweet and succulent notes make this bar a dessert soap for the skin.

Pecan & Cinnamon

Treat your skin, and nostrils, to this ever-so-alluring soap that smells like the most delicious cinnamon pastry

Sandalwood & Patchouli

The woodsy scent of sandalwood mixed in with sweet, intoxicating patchouli makes this a go-to soap for the rugged guy or gal. 

Shipping & Returns

They let me loose on the website so I’m going bananas!   

Because you are awesome, like me, I’m offering Free Standard Shipping on most orders over $99.  Free shipping does not include oversized items.  Seriously, were you expecting me to ship you a kayak for free??


Minimum Purchase


Est. Delivery




5-7 bus. Days



$10 - $15

5-7 bus. Days

You are going to be happy with your purchase.  Trust me, I know these things.  However, if your new gear doesn’t bring you joy, like a cold banana smoothie on a hot summer’s day, then return it for a replacement or a refund.  Don’t ruin it for the next person – make sure your item is unused and returned without destroying the packaging.  We’re not animals here!

I’m feeling generous so I’m going to give you 90-days to make a return.  Plenty of time for your mate to forgot you purchased it then you can casually slip it into your gear bag and forget all about returning it in the first place.  No judgment from this monkey.

Don’t be cheap…I can’t accept returns on clearance or consignment items.  Even this monkey has its limits.  Just give it to your best mate as a birthday or holiday gift.  Like they say around here…pass the adventure on!

If I’ve left anything out then you can catch the details at: 
              > Shipping Policy

              > Return & Refund Policy
Ok, enough from me, now buy the thing already.

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